Everything Hurts and I'm Dying Crew last chance but with a clear and

but with a clear and concise message knitted right into their soles

When we brought in our Sock Garters with Suspender Clips we knew some of folks would prefer a non-leather version so we brought these in just for you

these black knee highs are chock full of skulls and crossbones

Comfy cotton arm warmers are ornamented with studded straps and D-ring hardware

Everything Hurts and I'm Dying Crew last chance but with a clear andAt the risk of sounding hyperbolic, EVERYTHING HURTS AND I'M DYING. Allow the caution tape yellow stripes of these black socks (with cute pink accents) to do some of your venting for you, since it's not always socially appropriate to actually scream. Sometimes you've got to sit quietly through a meeting or bus ride, even though you're, you know, dying. May the lightly padded soles of these crews help your feet to hurt a little less, at the very least.